Friday, April 4, 2008

I'm so selfish I gave blood

When I learned that donating blood can give me beautiful skin over time, I did not hesitate to give in to vanity. Ayn Rand would be so proud!

For the squirmish, don't hesitate. It takes just one tiny prick, and you're done in approximately 20 minutes.

So go ahead. Be selfish.

 

 

4 comments:

  1. How in the world is bloodletting going to make your skin better?

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  2. How in the world, you ask?
    I'm sure you have the internet to help you find the answers.

    If you learn anything new that might negate this bloodletting-skin connection, come back to this page and enlighten us.

    Thank you!

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  3. Hrmmm...contrary to my belief as a vampire, I thinking asking for the blood would make your skin more beautiful...a Countess was known for killing young virgins so she can fill her tub with their RBCs where later she'd bathe in it...I think I'm more selfish and that I'd be the Countess and you'd be the virgin...minus the young...Rahahaha!!!!

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  4. Good one Dax! I've read about that bloody Countess from bloody hell, too. But I can't name her because I'm not good with names.

    Don't count on my blood for all your RBC cravings though---I'm toxic, thanks to fastfood and mindless binge eating. Hahaha!

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