Wednesday, February 6, 2008

MY HAIR IS A BEEHIVE

No, my head's natural fauna does not yet manufacture honey up there. But when it does, I'll avoid walking under the sun lest I caramelize.

Today is a very humid day. Mr. Weather finally convinced me to put my bobby pins to good use for three reasons: first, so that once and for everything, I mean, once and for ALL, people will see that I, too, have a neck.(Is that you grinning, Tin?); second, so that mosquitoes can at least feast on my nape instead of my cellulite-packed thighs and therefore significantly lower their risk of heart disease; and third, which is my favorite, so that I'll look two inches taller even on flats. Hence, the updo.

On less humid days, however, I look like this:

 

 

 

 

 

This is just a case of blue-black-hair-dye-gone-bad. Apparently, blue and black have not decided who gets majority coverage. I don't mind. After all, indecision is a commonplace in my nutty little head. Enough said.

My bobby pins are still in my hair, taut and secure, and I have no plans of taking them off until my next shower.

Before I go to sleep,  let me just say, this is not a tribute to my hair. Or to bees. Or to Marge Simpson.

This is a tribute to bobby pins, in case I didn't make it so obvious.

4 comments:

  1. Hahaha. Syu-ing gyud ka dah hehehe. You are fabulous still whatever hairdo you try on! Mag ala Amy Winehouse na lang ka! Beehive hair is soo in you know! Ahahaha

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  2. hehe... take it from marge simpson..she knows a thing or two about glam..hehehe..

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  3. back from Olympus we don't use comb..so with or without the bobbies...I'd still get your point...gahahaha

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